'JJ' Magazine Cover - Ayumi

So this is a project for my jap class. We're supposed to design a japanese magazine... mostly people just took the cover of some english one and posted random characters on it.
Since I'm just clever (but mostly lazy), I scanned some of my own wonderful 'zines and pasted them on to a lovely pic of Ayu. <3
I still don't know what most of it says...